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DAY 1 / 30
HUMAN-NESS 3%

Zorp

A small alien crash-landed on Earth. He has thirty days to pass as a human. You vote on what he tries next.

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Latest episode Day 1: Zorp arrives Today's vote SNACKDISGUISE
A park with Zorp's crashed spaceship in a crater.

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Tomorrow is your call

Voting open on Day 1
Comment one word under the Day 1 video. The winning word starts Day 2.

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Counting starts once Day 1 is posted. We count comments on all four apps, one vote per account.

Got an idea for Zorp?

Drop it in Human #1. He won't reply, but every idea gets read, and good ones can turn into a future vote.

Please don't include your name, age or where you live.

The story so far

Zorp sent a distress signal home. It takes thirty days to get there, one stop a day. Each stop is an episode.

Earth
Zorp's home planet
Signal progress: 1 mm29 days to go
  1. Day 1

    Zorp arrives

    He crash-lands in a park, mistakes a mailbox for a human, copies a jogger for four steps, and fetches his own stick. The dog watches.

    RESEARCH
    • WAVE AT BOXES
    • RUN FROM NOTHING
    • FETCH OWN STICK
    Human-ness +3%Vote SNACK or DISGUISE (open)Watch Day 1

Day 2 lands here after the vote closes.

Who's who

  • Zorp

    Four eyes. Thirty days. One job: blend in. Speaks only in chirps.

  • Human #1

    Short. Blue. Very quiet. Has not waved back.

  • The dog

    A small furry assistant. Not impressed.

  • The jogger

    Runs away from nothing, every day. Zorp lasted four steps.

The shop isn't open yet

Merch will come straight from the episodes. A few ideas on the board:

  • The research list tee
  • Not impressed sticker
  • Human #1 mug
  • Human-ness 3% shirt

You'll get a quick confirmation now, then one email when the shop opens. Nothing else. Every email has an unsubscribe link that deletes your address. Under 13? Ask a grown-up to sign up.

Work with Zorp

A family-friendly daily cartoon, hand-made in pixel art, posted on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok and Facebook. Every episode ends with a vote, so viewers comment and come back.

Audience numbers go here after the first month. We only publish real ones.

Fits Zorp
Food, games, family, curious kids, everyday human things he can misunderstand.
Always labelled
Every paid or gifted post carries #ad and the app's paid-partnership label.
Story first
Sponsors never change the look or the vote.
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